its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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