highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
i out mim tonsoeep
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