so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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