So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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