And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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