he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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