You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
my poor anus
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
