so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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