I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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