This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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