they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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