I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
