you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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