Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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