Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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