The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I have so many feelings about this burrito
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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