my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
it's not cheating when I paid for it
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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