that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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