i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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