he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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