Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
It's just like the Real World with babies
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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