I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
