fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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