dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
