That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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