Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Randomize
