Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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