I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
