No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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