Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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