I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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