Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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