That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Randomize
