Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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