he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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