You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Come see our sink grown plant.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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