i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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