I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
Randomize
