At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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