I don't think brook has ever known best
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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