I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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