One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I am mentally ready for anal.
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