Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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