My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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