I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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