I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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