You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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