He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
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