so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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