scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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