Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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