The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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